Longhouse valuation
3,285 LMV
- Ask
- 999 Wood + 24 Deer hide
- Market signal
- No public flags
Listing tags
- LMV
- 3,285
- Comfort
- 6
Comfort- Beds
- 2
Beds- Portals
- 0
Portals- Risk
- No public flags
Risk
Overview
Property Description
This lovingly under-engineered starter hut offers a warm fire, a questionable roof, and prime access to the exact meadow where your first serious building standards went to die. Ideal for new Vikings, bee optimists, and anyone who considers mostly dry a luxury finish.
Inspection ledger
Property facts
Site stamp
Basics
- Biome
- Meadows
- Build type
- Vanilla
- Beds
- 2
- Technically indoors
- Yes
- Roof functionality
- Partial
Habitation
Comfort
- Comfort
- 6
- Fire sources
- 1
- Smoke inhalation
- Authentic
- Bee happiness
- Happy
Threat read
Hazards
- Troll risk
- Low
- Deathsquito frequency
- None
- Moat depth
- None
- Corpse count disclosed
- 1
Route audit
Access
- Portals
- 0
- Portal quality
- None
- Workbench coverage
- Partial
Utility
Resources
- Nearby crypts
- 0
- Crypt note
- No note disclosed
- Fire note
- No note disclosed
Listing-specific signals
Market Metrics
Revision-scoped public metrics for this property only.
- Signal 1Comfort Forecast
- 6 and rising
Up sharply if the smoke learns where the roof hole is.
- Signal 2Roof Compliance Rating
- Partial
Meets the legal definition of optimism.
- Signal 3Bee Happiness Index
- Happy
The bees have not retained counsel.
- Signal 4Smoke Ventilation Grade
- C-
Authentic, visible, and emotionally present.